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[18 May 2011|11:10pm] |
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Oh yes all most quiet now. I am glad most of my neighbors work for me, a good deal of safety in that as long as I keep them happy. I will say this, Rioters, I have a list of people I wanted you to hurt and you missed every single one. They are all fine while other meaningless people are hurt. I don't appreciate that at all, Rioters. You could have put your efforts to good use but instead? Squandered.
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[12 May 2011|12:59am] |
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I think Mayor Green would make a lovely magician. A brilliant show of slight of hand. Distracts and amazes with one hand so no one notices the other. You can't get people to be quiet, so give them something else to get in a huff about. He'd make a good gambler, too, or a bad one. A lot riding on this show, I wonder how it will go for him.
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[05 May 2011|10:05pm] |
I love watching newsmen trying to be professional, and not say something looks like what we all know it looks like. Honestly if he adjusts his tie one more time I am going to send him flowers.
How is everyone? Feeling small and insignificant compared to the vast chasm of space?
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[29 Apr 2011|10:25pm] |
Oh I love snowy days, don't you? Heat up all the way, lights on all day long to combat the snowy darkness, energy bills going higher and higher.
Stay happy, New Washington City, and Wick Energy will keep you warm.
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[25 Apr 2011|08:20pm] |
[Beale]
If you see Senator Choi around, ignore him. And if he talks to you, give him the dirtiest look you can muster and then ignore him.
He's gotten clingy.
[/Beale]
All of this rain has made me remember my favorite joke as a child.
April showers bring May flowers.
And what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims.
And what do Pilgrims bring?
Smallpox.
I loved that joke.
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[20 Apr 2011|09:06pm] |
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Fire. Police. Injuries. Fire. Police. Injuries. The news is becoming so predictable. At least this time I am allowed to laugh at the people when they fall over.
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[17 Apr 2011|07:21pm] |
( Beale )
I saw a programme today with this news reporter going around Holt's old neighborhood, talking to people who had known him before he went crazy. Never expected, they said. Obviously the woman in the cat hair covered cardigan has as good sense about people as she does about hygiene. Though to be honest, if I had grown up with such ugly neighbors I'd get half the mind to shoot someone too.
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| 003 |
[15 Apr 2011|09:12am] |
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This will be the first time I ever paid attention to anyone named 'Keith.' And now the name is soiled forever. Shame.
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[13 Apr 2011|06:01pm] |
Well I am glad I keep my money is less flammable banks. Whoever designed their sprinkler system is about to be fired.
Pun intended, naturally.
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[09 Apr 2011|11:40am] |
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Well that certainly makes things quite busy. I have had to send one of my top people to Ghana now. Though it had been too long since I looked at our file on that country. Our presence could be stronger. Perhaps I should have gone myself. Well, I'll just have to see how the liaison manages. And castrate him if he messes up. Metaphorically, of course.
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